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Jeff Danger, Science Ranger
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For Grades K - 8th, Tailored to audience age range.
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Here's few science jokes ...
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neutron walks into a diner. "I'd like a a cup of coffee" he says. The waiter promptly serves a cup of coffee. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the waiter, "no charge." |
What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? Fission Chips. |
| How many MIT students does it
take to change a lightbulb? Four -- one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked lightbulb, two to install it ... and two attorneys to handle patent and liability issues. |
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
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| Why did the chicken
cross the road? Albert Einstein: "Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference." |
Why did the turtle cross
the road? To get to the Shell station. |
Why did the statistician cross
the interstate?
To get data from the other side of the
median.
| What's black and white
and red all over? A skunk with diaper rash. |
What happens when electrons lose their energy? They get Bohr'ed. |
What did the jar of mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? Please close your door, I'm dressing.
